Have you ever wondered what your cat would say to you if he could speak? Well, we did you one better. Here’s what your convos with your kitty might look like if felines could text. Which, to be clear, would make life just about purr-fect (yep, we went there).
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Sour (grapes) puss
Hell hath no fury like a feline ignored. Besides, everyone knows cat hours are the new doggy years.
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TP or not TP
If you didn’t want your cat to play with it, why would you just leave it hanging there?
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In the still of the night
When else is your cat going to run around like a lunatic if not at 3 a.m. when you’re trying to sleep?
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Time for ‘the talk’
You know what they say: “What happens on the sofa in plain view stays on the sofa in plain view.” No?
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Holding down the home fort
Whew! There’s no telling what those blinds would have done if left to their own sinister devices.
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Beggars can’t be choosers
You’re not supposed to look a gift cat in the mouth, you know. Or something like that.
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Fun with fruit
LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Yep, still funny. Sorry, cats!
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A hairy situation
Your cat thinks humans are awfully haughty for a species that picks their noses.
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Have you no decency?
I mean, it is kind of gross when you think about it.
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Boundaries? What boundaries?
When it comes to you and your cat, there is no space. Just ask your cat.
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I’m not kitten around
Let’s paws for a moment to think about how meow-nificent that would be.
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Cleanliness is next to catliness
Humans did come up with the whole litter box system and all… but still.
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Pin it!
If your cat could text, he’d tell you to pin this and pass it to the other cat lovers in your life.
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